Mouser's Cheese Cellar

The Best Cheese in the Midwest!

Our Mission

We are an all-inclusive rat & mouse-ran delivery service. Our primary goal is to deliver you the best cheese at the best prices.

Celebrity	Favorite Cheese	Cheese Ratings
Mr. Bombastic, A.K.A Biggy Cheese	Swiss Cheese	"This cheese is so fantastic."
Stuart Little	Cheddar Cheese	"This cheese is better than the stuff they gave me at the orphanage!"
Geronimo Stilton	Mozzarella	"Holy Cheese! This is squeaktacular!"
Pizza Rat	Pepperoni & Cheese Cubes	"I get it delivered up to my penthouse every time it's available. 20/10."

Squeak!

Our Family Loves Cheese!

Cheddar is Awesome!

584 Abandoned Cheese Factory Way,
Westcheeserton, MA, 02128

888-MOUSE-CHEESE

mrmouserceo@mousertons.org

Health Benefits

A pat on the back, a bandaid, or an ice pack.
Pay

2-5 Cents an Hour based on your position.
Fufillment

Mice who work for us feel somewhat fufilled in their short lifetimes.