Here at Mouser's, we're all about transparency, so if you're having problems, our staff is ready and equipped to help!
If your cheese gets to you in poor conditions:
That shouldn't happen and you're crazy for even thinking that it was our fault!
If one of our delivery mice squeaks something offensive towards you:
Stop crying you baby! Get over it! Sometimes mice have bad days. Not everyone is as perfect as you.
If you got too much cheese or not as much cheese as you purchased:
Be greatful if we gave you more cheese, and be happy with the cheese you were provided. There are mice starving outside of burrows, you know?